Here are some jokes by Andy, our house comedian:
1.) My wife left me because I'm too indecisive. Now I don't know what to do!
2.) What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We're farmers!
3.) I went to this party at the lake the other day with some ducks. It was BYOB--bring your own bread.
4.) One snowman says to another snowman, "Does it smell like carrots?" And then then they laughed because their noses were carrots. But the joke was on them, because a few weeks later it got really hot and they both melted.